dancing, naked people

The last two years of nursing school have robbed me of my love for writing. For awhile there I actually thought I hated it even. Nope. I just hate writing about things that have no relevance to me. Like nursing theories. It is almost all behind me though and I can continue writing about things that don't really matter but still provide me with entertainment.

For example. There are several shirtless, fit, tanned men running around in my neighborhood at present. In theory my roomies and I should be pleased by this fact but reality is that they are ruining our lives! They steal our parking spots, operate shrill sounding machinery in the wee hours of the morning, leave nails on the roads that flatten our tires, stare into our windows while they eat their lunches...poo in our neighbors yards when they think no one can see them. Seriously! My neighbor actually heard from another neighbor-friend that a wayward construction worker was caught in the act of deficating on a well-maintained, lush suburban lawn. And apparently in the field behind our house in broad daylight. And....who knows where else?! Our garbage cans? Eavestroughs? Under our decks? Like stray dogs they think the world is their choo (that is swahilli for "toilet"...in case you don't speak swahilli). What I'm really trying to say is there is nothing sexier than a man who knows how to drop his pants on the spot and take a dump without interrupting whatever it was he was previously doing. Boys take note! I hope you feel liberated by this...those construction guys obviously did.

At least some of our neighbors are normal and don't dance naked (while brushing their hair) in front of their window for us to see. Well maybe they do, but our house doesn't face the ones we know. Relationships tend to change when you see people dancing naked. I have no experience with naked, dancing people personally but my intuition leads me to believe that I would feel uncomfortable with our friendship later on if I were ever to witness such a phenomena. Especially when they found out I had posted the video to YouTube and it had gone viral in less than two days...

I'm just saying!

SHERWOOD PARK HYUNDAI HAS TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

Sherwood Park Hyundai does not care about customer service. They are dishonest scammers. DO NOT BUY CARS FROM THEM!